A Modest Proposal by the Honorable Blythe Smoking-Jacket, MP for Highlands and Islands and All Things Further North

Ladies and Gentlemen it comes as a great pleasure to address you tonight at this most wondrous occasion. I do hope you agree that our hosts, the Duke and Duchess of Wellmeaningminster, have put on a quite spectacular bash. First, I would like to assure you that – despite what you may have heard in […]

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